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PG-13 VS XXX Era, Act II: Page 1


The last scene we witnessed with Red Spyder, Darkspade and Brandon was when they fell on top of a pile of used sex toys at McMahon Manor. A horrendous scream is then heard which sounded like Staphanie McMahon.... the heroes are close but will they get there in time before anything else will happen? Staphanie is cradling what is left of her silicon boob while Chane McMahon stuffs the dispenser side of a lubed-up fleshlight into the boob hole and promptly whips his micropenis out and sticks the penis into the other side of the fleshlight ass-hole soft opening!!! Reverend Jones grabs lil' Red and locks the kid into another cage and the moment he turns around to see what Chane is doing, in order to safe his sister.... Reverend is grossed out and yet oddly turned on. Chane clenches his fist, toes and teeth as he unloads a sea of cum straight into the fleshlight and the cum filled up Staphanie's boob!!!! Chane also yells out, "SCARE THE TAPEWORM OUT!!!" as he jizzes furiously into her hole.
In just moments Staphanie's boob is back to its plump and firmness... Chane squeezed what was left stuck in his penis shaft and the last bit of cum also contained a morsel of his urine which upon impact with Staphanie's gapping boob hold cements the hole shut!!! Chane removes the fleshlight and licks the remainder of the cum that was gushing out. Darkspade, Red and Brandon arrive to the outer door to the room where Staphanie, Chane and Reverend are at....but the door was not your usual looking door-- it was a sculpture relief in the shape of Chane and Staphanie doing the 69 and the handle was in the shape of Chane's penis while the keyhole was in the shape of Staphanie's vagina.... the relief was so lifelike looking that even crabs started to pour out from vagina keyhole!! "Hmmmm it looks like a puzzle.... and the objective is to do something to extend Chane's dick into Staphanie's crab infested vagina tunnel... so any takers on how this mechanism works?" Brandon took one good look at the door and shrugged.... "Right. I am out!!! Goodbye mates!!!!" Both Red and Spyder held Brandon back by his shirt..... they gotten this far.... just one more hurdle and this place can be a distant distant memory.... Then, Red Spyder noticed that there was a statue of Mr McMahon with it's mouth wide open ready for 'something' to be put into it..... What that 'something' was, it was anyone's guess but as the troupe tried to think about this all of a sudden a massive penis emerges from the floor and a door on its side opens as an elevator door to shockingly reveal the two Charons!!!! Brandon was the first to run up to the two Charons to hug but he was stepped back by the fact there were two of them!! "Pin Pin!! Oi am I seeing double or is it the farts in this place.... I cannot tell anymore!" Unfortunately there was no time to discuss the whys - and then the alternate future Charon looked at the statue, undressed and promptly sat on the mouth opening.... "Right." ....the present Charon was used to this and didn't flinch but the rest of the troupe had their mouths wide open as Charon #2 dug deep to unload a soggy mess of diarrhea into the statue's mouth opening..... Suddenly as we hear "cash" machine chimes.... the dick on the relief on the door suddenly extended and was inching closer and closer to Staphanie's crabby infested vagina keyhole..... but the problem was that Charon #2 ran out of turds to squish out from her asshole..... they needed more turds to feed!!!!!

Back to the future...... With the bar up in flames.... Botch, Alexander and Gunther are celebrating..... you can see as the flames rose higher and higher the bodies of dead crabs sparking up into ash.... but the celebrations were short lived as who so would ooze out from the flames but Diper!! Diper turns around, takes her claws and spreads her ass-checks as wide as she could..... Gidboots once again emerges from her ass in a protected layer of shit..... she saved him... but then Diper went over and ate the shit that covered Gidboots and reached his micropenis..... confused.... Diper flicked Gidboot's micropenis with her scaly reptilian cum crusted tongue like a mother licking the penis of its young pup for stimulation. Suddenly, Gidboots cums furiously into Diper's eyes and is brought back to life... he immediately latched onto her dick and sucked the KoolAID from the dispenser and started to purr as Diper ate the puss that was emerging from his follicle opening on the side of his asshole. As if this wasn't 'something else' a pimple full of enormous watery puss boiled from the spot Diper was licking... apparently the KoolAIDs covering her Viperous cum coated tongue when it contact with Gidboot's bullshit produced a boil... but we suddenly witness that the boil got bigger and bigger and then exploded- allowing a flow of puss and a body emerge from it.... it was actually a set of twins.... Cunner and The Dark Rectum!!! Alexander was about to drop his mouth again when all of a sudden a pink pastry van turns the corner and stops in-front of them.... The driver was Buff Fagwell and he immediately opened the door to the back for everyone to get in.....

"HUH!? GET IN SHE AFTER OUR CAKES"

This confused Alexander and he turns to look at what Buff meant--- in the distance he saw something he never would expect.... a gigantic golden woman was rolling down the street going at 80 mph with her round-ass body.... IT WAS GOLDYKE!!!! in the future, Goldy gained so much weight that she was a runaway lard ball rampaging the town looking for more FOOD!!! You can even see in the folds of her lard bodies and thousands of dead crabs that she must of crushed. Alexander then screamed at Botch and Gunther to get into the van... Botch was too busy trying to pee out the flames and Gunther was too busy giving some crabs his autograph!!! Alexander's mouth finally dropped as he bewittessed Goldyke letting go such a massive amount of farts to propel herself to the van full of cakes that several buildings behind her toppled to the ground....


"TEE HEE!" the giant Goldy roared as she rolled closer to the van, letting out another thunderous fart when she began losing speed. Botch and Gunther still weren't budging from their distractions, Gunther even producing a microphone to perform another concert for the crabs. Panicking, Alex blurted out, "There's naked women in the back of the van!" "HUH? ERRORBODY KNOWS, WANTS TO GNOME, WHERE THE PUSSY GRABBING IS?" Botch said at the announcement, pulling up his tights and climbing into the van.
There were no naked women of course, not that Botch cared. He ended up removing a bride topper from a wedding cake and rubbing his micropenis against the plastic figure's crotch. Gunther climbed in behind Botch, his blistered ding dong out for a special concert for the naked women. Mistaking Botch for a woman due to his steroid-induced manboobs, Gunther rubbed his penis against Botch's chest. Slamming shut the van's rear doors, Alex hopped up front with Buff. "Drive, Fagwell!" Alex shouted, looking in his mirror to see that Goldy was steadily rolling closer, blowing a plane out of the sky with another fart. "We have to get out of here! Now!" "NO CAN DO, BOSS!" Buff nodded at the road in front of them. "THEY WANT A TASTE OF MY BIG PUFFY DADDIES!" Alex looked out of the windshield to see Diper and her entourage blocking the road. Well, she was fat enough to block the road all on her own. Gidboots, Cunner, and The Dark Rectum were partaking in a fresh batch of Diper's KoolAIDs, letting what didn't land in their mouths run down their bodies and licking it off of each other.

Red, Spade, and Brandon were too disgusted by Charon #2's number two to realize she'd run out of diarrhea. "I've hid from cops in sewers that didn't smell as bad as that!" Red pinched his nose shut as he gagged. "That's just wrong mate! Why would you do that?" Brandon pulled out a can of hairspray and emptied it into the shitty air. "You should see a doctor! That can't be healthy!" Spade's voice was muffled behind the sleeve of his shirt. "Quit whining, guys," present Charon finally said. "It's just shit. And it's helped us along so far, so don't knock it." "That totally makes it okay then that the other you has no problem taking horrific dumps in front of everyone!" Red briefly released his nose, pinching it again when he realized the smell wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. "Oh, and by the way, why the fuck are there two of you running around? Am I the only one who thinks that's weird?" "There's no time to explain right now," future Charon answered as she got dressed again. "Help us poop, Red!" "What the fuck? No!" Red stepped away from the gaping mouth of Mr. McMahon. "I'm into some kinky things, but I'm not having a scat party with you."
Both Charons along with Spade and Brandon were looking at Red now, motioning him back to Vinnie's mouth. "Come on, mate," Brandon said, putting a hand on Red's shoulder. "Do this and we can save your family!" "... Dammit. Fine. I'll poop. But this exempts from having to participate in any further puzzles here! Got it?" Dropping his trousers, everyone jumped back as the Monster Beef swung up into the air, looking for the nearest wet hole. Upon smelling the feces however, it retreated between its master's legs for safety. "Good thing I ate a Mexican for lunch."

We then switch back into the room with Staphanie, Chane, Reverend Jones and Angel with her child....

Staphanie is cuffing her titty after Chane plugged it up with his man gel. "GRRRRR THAT CHILD IS GOOD AS DEAD!!! while spitting crabs from her mouth Reverend Jones then stares Angel in her cage and kicks it with his feet... he then kneels down and looks at her then at the clock above her.... "Time is almost up for you and your precious, sinful, child... Oh it has been a long time coming for this one- I cannot wait to cast judgemen...." Suddenly a horrible stench is smelled in the room... Staphanie gagged first and threw up the Chane's cum that she swallowed on Chane's face... Chane immediately threw up on Staphanie's giggling silicon breasts... after realizing the mess he made and the erection... he instantly whips his dick out and uses it as a rag on top of Staphanie's breasts.

Reverend Jones, on the other hand, was also gagging along with Angel and her child was crying....

"Oommph!!!! WHAT... WHAT DIED!? Ooooffft!!!!"

That was when the bulkhead door to the room turned its cogwheels and released its locks... it slowly opened and as if the smell was bad enough- it actually grew worse as Red Spyder picks his ass off of the statue of McMahon's mouth and wiped with his hand. A green gas emerged from the statue and rose to the top of the room.... Darkspade, Brandon and the two Charons stayed inside of the large Penis elevator and looked through a glass window and to avoid the biohazard.
As Red Spyder turned around his monster beef wiggled around in a circle spewing pre-cum like-webbing at Reverend Jones and plastered him to one of the walls... by this time, Staphanie and Chane were 69ing on the floor. Finally. Some progress!!! That was when Red Spyder and Angel's gazes locked, but more importantly, the Monster Beef and the Lady Vag lump up in excitement!!! The next thing that we see is Red Spyder running to Angel's cage.... Red notices the lock... tells Angel to stand back and with a slight flick of his finger against his ever increasing throbbing Monster Beef- the vibration turned the Beef into a chainsaw and it instantly cut the lock off to Angel's cell!!! Angel immediately sprang out from the Cell and hugged Red Spyder along with guiding the Monster Beef into her love slit. By this time the gas disappeared and our heroes exit out from the penis elevator...

"Right. Well I am ready for a new Saga how about you?" The future alternative timeline Charon #2 was quiet... she kept looking around and occasionally glancing down at Darkspade's Absolute Undisputed Title "Right. Things have indeed changed from what I remember." Charon #1 looks at Charon #2... and by this time Red Spyder and Angel were done screwing.... the bolts off of lil' Red's cage and Brandon had both Staphanie and Chane hog tied together in their 69 position with duct tape..... "So that's good, right? No Hra'gad if we keep the title in lock and key eh mate?"

Darkspade quickly agreed with Charon at first but thought about his title being locked up too was just as bad as it being destroyed..... Charon #2 looks concerned.... Then she takes out a device which immited a virtual broadcast of this same event but from her timeline to the rest watching:


Once the heroes into the the room and stop Chane, Staphanie and Reverend Jones.... Hra'gad made a bargain to take Darkspade and Red Spyder to find Angel of Death and lil' Red- if only the Absolute title was brought along with them and was destroyed. Angel and lil' Red, her son, was kept captive at McMahon Manor by Stephanie, Chane and Reverend Jones. Darkspade was very much against destroying his title, but, decided to go alone with he plan. Then during the night of the rescue, Brand-X pitched in to help and the trio arrived at McMahon Manor.... once there, the trio quickly realized how sick the McMahon family really are and transverse through the estate as best as they could - until, they infiltrated the room where Angel and her son was held captive. The trio did quick to render the McMahons unconscious but Reverend Jones proved to be difficult to take down - then eventually, Jones grabbed a hold of Angel and the child and threatened to take their lives - that was when the Absolute title enhanced Darkspade's powers and Darkspade defeated Jones... but when Red and Brand-X demanded that Darkspade now destroy the title once and for all... Darkspade disagreed and went back on his word- Red and Brand-X argue back and forth with Darkspade up to the point when Darkspade's aggression and ego got the best of him and he used the title belt to take down both men... this weakened Darkspade because his body could not handle so much negative power. That was what Hra'gad was waiting for- or rather, what Markus was waiting for. Markus was hiding and watching then easily steals the Absolute title from Darkspade. Markus summons Hra'gad by crushing the Crystal of Darkness stolen by Reverend Jones at the Death Family estate, that Darkspade took when Lilith was destroyed, over the title which broke the title into halves. Furthermore, Markus chants in tongues which fullfilled the oath of the ritual allowing Markus to become the new Guardian of the Apocalypse. Hra'gad emerged from the title it was in the form of a ghastly gooey substance that kept pouring out - it went around sniffing for the right vessel and then decided to submerge into Darkspade's body... once Hra'gad possessed Darkspade, Hra'gad turned his sights to Red Spyder and attacked him without any problems whatsoever - but Brand-X gets in the way to save Red and loses his arm.... Hra'gad resumed his onslaught and was just about to kill Red Spyder when all of a sudden Angel interferes with the power of Righteousness which infuriates Hra'gad. Hra'gad punishes Angel by ending her progress through time with his Time Entangle move.... Angel disappeared before Red Spyder's eyes as Angel stopped in the past. Then, Lil' Red crawls up to Hra'gad and bites him on the ankle- un-amused, Hra'gad picks lil' Red by the foot and disintegrates him in front of a helpless Red Spyder.... But helpless no-more as Red's anguish build up and he explodes, literately! Sending the entire estate in a fiery inferno..... Markus tries to stop Red but instead he was cast to the side.... then Reverend Jones awakens along with the McMahons and they attempt to flee.... Hra'gad realizes that Red Spyder gained more power and noticed that the monster beef was in control of Red's body... not Red. But before Hra'gad could make a jump into Red's body.... Brandon uses the last ounce of his strength and evaporates in order to evoke the Holy Darkness to zip Darkspade's Spirit, Body and Soul back together again... Spade Deathen emerged and as the Guardian of Balance!!
The transformation to Spade Deathen, The Guardian of Balance, rejects Hra'gad and Spade evokes all three powers of Unholy, Holy and Holy Darkness to bind Hra'gad into 3 forms.... which spew out of Spade's mouth: a crab, goo-like molted gel and a crow. However, upon this fact, Spade Deathen is unzipped and Darkspade emerges for which the crow swoops back into Darkspade's body through his mouth again. The crab finds a home in Staphanie's vagina, while the goo-like gel attaches itself to Chane while the mist re-enters through Darkspade's nostrils. Darkspade is in hysteria and does not realize that a part of Hra'gad is inside of him... Darkspade is last seen running after Staphanie and Chane McMahon... then Red Spyder collapses with memory lost of how Angel and Lil Died from the usage of the monster beef and the trauma.

When the visions from the device ended... everyone stood watching in awe.

"Whelp. That didn't happen- so I get to keep my belt!! YEEEE HAAAA!!!"

Then, suddenly, Charon #2 falls down to the floor with her palms stretched out.... everyone looks on in shock as Charon #2 gags from her mouth as though she is coughing-- out from her mouth slithered a wrinkly dick that looked oddly familiar...... Only Charon #1 instantly recognized the dick as she remembered it from Lilith's banquet... "F'ein Dacor!!!!" yelled out Charon #1.... Before anyone could do something about the dick.... a blast of Unholy lightning struck Red in the chest breaking him free from hugging Angel and his child!!!! Red scraps against the floor until his head hits the wall behind him.... with his black hair puffier than ever and smoking.... The other heroes instantely turn their attention to the side and Markus was standing there with Lord Mortismere behind him!!! Charon #1 goes to grab her nailguns but a strong force contains her and she collapses to the ground....
Then, Brandon raises his cane and Lord Mortismere calls out for Lusūs to fall down from the ceiling and it wrapped its sickening body around Brandon like a pretzel.... The only one left standing was Darkspade.... standing there with his Absolute Undisputed title glimmering around his waist.

"Muwhaaaa...... not quite what you expected this to be. It appears no matter what you fools try and do to change the past.... the outcome is always the same. You know what you have to do next, Spade.... my former-apprentice... YES! Release the spirit of Hra'gad inside of your title belt so that the prophesy of your forefathers is completed AT LAST and the BIRTH of The Unholy Darkness comes to fulfillment!!! DO IT!!!!! DO IT!!!!! OR THEY ALL DIE!!!! Darkspade felt the Unholy Darkness inside of him not only swelling but also tempting his hand to reach for the belt and to hand it Mortismere..... "No...NOOO I must.... I must resist... c'mon Spade dig in there deep and resist this ASSHOLE!! uRgH!"

Darkspade unlatched the belt around his waist... the Unholy Darkness commandeering him to do so.... by this time Red Spyder is glazed over but sees Darkspade walking closer to Markus and Lord Mortismere with the title in hand... but suddenly Red Spyder yelled out, "Don't give him that TITLE belt Spade... YOU'RE THE CHAMP *rolls his eyes*!!! Fuck... you beat Deadblood remember?!"

Darkspade actually stopped... this shocked Markus and Mortismere!!! and then Darkspade put the belt around his waist again and flipped Mortismere off...

"You're RIGHT! I am the CHAMPION!!!! I DESERVE THIS BELT NOT YOU!!!"

Lord Mortis was agitated and tries to wave his hands around chanting every single Unholy incantation in the book to make Spade obey- but to no prevail!!! Darkspade's pride of being the BEST in this sport was actually stronger than the Unholy Darkness!!!! and by this time, Red Spyder gets up and joins Darkspade.....


"What's the matter, Mortis?" Red asked with a laugh. A couple steps behind Darkspade, the bottoms of his gator skin boots were sticking to the stone floor. "It's amazing how different a man will react when he has his pride. When he knows he's the best." It pained Red to utter such words about Spade, but now wasn't the time to let his own pride get in the way.
Mortismere scowled and raised his hands in front of him before saying, "You've been in my way for far too long, Red! It's time for you to DIE!" More Unholy lightning emerged from Mortis' hands. Red was ready this time however, a blast of Wickedness launching from his own fingertips. The two powers of pain collided in mid-air, crackling and filling the dank air of the dungeon with strange feeling of uneasiness. After a moment, the collision of forces became too much and there was a bright explosion, knocking over everyone standing. As Red and Mortis began climbing back to their feet, they both realized at the same time that the Absolute Undisputed title was no longer around Spade's waist, blown off and across the floor by the explosion. Glancing briefly at each other, they both jumped over Spade as he was trying to stand up as well, scrambling for the belt. Before either of them could reach the belt, Chane and Staphanie cut them off, rolling across the floor as they continued 69ing, completely unaware of the change in situation. They ran right over the belt and it ended up clinging to their filthy bodies. Red and Mortis tried to chase them down, but Staph started cumming as the belt rubbed against her anus, sending out a fresh wave of crabs from her gaping vagina. The rotten queefs and farts that followed caused Red to stop running and start gagging.

Red watched on in dismay and disbelief.... Staphanie queefed & farted out a hornet nest of crabs from her love tube & anus onto the Absolute title belt.... the belt was resonating. That was when Markus saw the chance he was anxiously been waiting for for a long long time... he removed the stolen Crystal of Darkness that Darkspade retrieved from the carcass of the Dark Queen and made his way towards the title belt... with each passing step the Crystal and the Absolute title continued to vibrate- causing Chane to cum more and more into Staphanie's crab infested mouth.... That was when the disemboweled dick of F'ein Dacor rose from the goo that was of the alternate Charon #2's vomit and it opened it's labia dick flaps to locate where the Absolute belt was..... then at the same time, Charon #2 screamed for someone to stop Markus!! Red heard the call and he turned to his 4'o clock and ignited a beam of Wickedness straight at Markus but Markus laughed and evaporated into a dark mist and reformed back into his complete form even closer to the title belt!! Markus paused- then placed the Crystal of Darkness in his right hand and then his left hand oozed a coating of sliverly nanobots which covered it-- transforming his left hand into a gigantic bazooka which immediately fired a ballistic missile at Red!!! However, from out of no-where.. The Unholy One moves with blinding speed and gets in-between Red Spyder and the missile! where Darkspade rose his hands to his sides and a black vortex opens wide to re-locate the missile into outer space!!!
Darkspade then immediately ascends into his Unholy Cardinal form- drawing on the powers of his Spirit, Body and Soul. Markus backed away from The Unholy Cardinal but Mortismere came back up from the ground and tossed a handful of Staphanie's crabs into Spade's eyes which rendered The Unholy Cardinal temporary blinded- Mortis followed up by conjuring up formless Unholy Souls from Kali-Sheol and they immediately engaged Red and The Unholy Cardinal in one-on-one combat. Red and Spade easily take out the formless combatants... once done, Spade and Red helped Charon #1 up and they three-teamed Mortis until Charon shot several nailguns into Mortis' hands and feet into a steel torture sex wheel.... This was merely nothing but a distraction as Markus, after laughing, once again turned towards Chane and Staphanie 69ing with the resonating title belt... but at that point the present Charon Death was standing 5 feet from Markus with her nailguns drawn and in an instant her own nanobots went into action and they encapsulated her nail gun!!! Enhancing the ammo into armor piercing grenades!!! Before you knew it- the enhanced nails explode-- the scene then slows down in a slow-motion effect- and Markus is struck into the chest & shoulder with the Crystal of Darkness falling to the floor!! Markus falls through a window and then explodes as he hits the ground!!! Brandon at this time ignites the Holy Darkness and that sent Lusus soaring off of him and splattering on a wall.... and then falls into one of Chane and Staphanie's sex cages with its lid closing shut from the top after!!! Red Spyder immediately goes over to Angel and hugged her and Lil' Red who was in Angel's arms. It was looking like everything was going fine but then F'ein Dacor screams pre-cum at everyone....... in sync...

Darkspade reverts back to his Unholy Self and then questions F'ein Dacor....

"Hey what gives.... we won!! What's wrong with you?"

Red's Monster Beef emerged from his pants and wiggled around in a circle as if something was wrong.... That was when Charon #2 started to convulse and she falls to the floor in a raging fit!!!! Darkspade, Red, Charon #1 and Brandon walk over to Charon #2 to see what they could do to help but then Charon #2's skin darkens and expands twice her size!!! Our heroes back away from her and that was when F'ein Dacor squirted more pre-cum but aimed it at the Crystal of Darkness which was very close to the Absolute Title Belt!!! Everyone was then in awe as F'ein flapped it's labia flaps and yelled out while spraying strings of pre-cum into the air:

"KILLLLLLL HEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR BEFORE SHE TOUCHES IT!!!!!!"

The being which burst from the body of the cloned Charon stood up.... its eyes red and nostrils fuming.....

"What the FUCK is THAT!!!?"

F'ein spat out a stream of pre-cum and made a slipping slide from it on the ground and then jumped up into the air to then slide on it!!!! The Being kicked off the carcass of the cloned Charon to the side and made its first steps to the Crystal of Darkness-- F'ein suddenly springs up into the air and snatches a hold of the Crystal by sticking the Crystal against his sticky pre-cummed body and then slithers behind another statue of Staphanie and Chane doing it doggy-style....

F'ein Dacor screams:
"No.... not again... it can't be... He... He came to life!"

The Being roared causing the entire mansion to shake and then it then peeled the Absolute Title belt from off of Chane and Staphanie's bodies and slipped the belt around its own waist. The power of the Absolute title resonated once again and then our heroes witnessed as a dark mist surrounded the Being and then coalesced down into a humanoid-like form.

Darkspade's eyes perked up

"THAT'S MINE!!!!!! LET IT GO!!!!!"
"Aw. Long have I waited... Now. Bring me the Crystal of Darkness from that thing.... so I may grant all of you, including you dad,
a view at my re-birth before your days end!!!"
Chaos Chaos (formerly Smoosh) - Do You Feel It?
The Being tilted its head slightly to look at F'ein trying to hide behind the sex statue. Laughing, it said, "There's no point in trying to hide! There's no where you can hide from me!" Red didn't know what this thing was or why it'd come from Charon #2's body. And 'Dad'? Were Darkspade or Brandon its father? Glancing at both of them, he raised his chainsaw with one hand and readied his other hand to send a blast of Wickedness. "The only way you're getting that crystal is over our dead bodies, bitch!" "YEAH!" Spade agreed, taking a step closer to the Being and reaching out a hand. "SO GIVE ME MY BELT BACK! I WANT MY BELT! MY BELT! MINE!" Placing a hand on Spade's shoulder, Brandon added, "Right! Give him his belt back!" The Being looked at Spade's outstretched hand before taking a swipe at it with a large, black claw. Spade was at least aware enough to retract his hand before he lost it, the wind from the claw's swift movement blowing his hair. Scowling, the Being said, "None of you are in a position to negotiate with me, but so be it! I'll kill you and then take the Crystal of Darkness!" They couldn't let the Being kill them. Red didn't know exactly what would happen if it managed to obtain the crystal, but its desire for the crystal made its importance obvious. Checking to make sure that F'ein was still behind the statue and that Angel and Lil Red were out of harm's way, who were now with F'ein, Red started his chainsaw and raised his free hand to give the Being a healthy dose of Wickedness. Before any of the heroes could attack, the Being backhanded Spade across the face, sending both him and Brandon flying backwards into Red, knocking him over as well and sending the chainsaw clattering across the floor, still running. The first thing Red wondered about as soon as he managed to crawl out from under Spade and Brandon was the safety of Angel and Lil Red. The Chane and Staphanie statue was toppled over, but they were gone, along with F'ein. Angel was instead running on the other side of the room. In her arms was Lil Red and in his small hands was F'ein. Chasing them was the Being and not far behind it was Charon #1, firing more exploding nails at the Being's back. Red would be more concerned about a penis being in the hands of his son under normal circumstances. Standing and scooping up the chainsaw, he joined in the chase, leaving Spade and Brandon to rise on their own. As he neared, he shouted, "Harm my family and you won't know the luxury of death!"

Red screamed furiously at the Being whom was running after Angel, with F'ein, and Lil'Red... Charon was unloading nails after nails but they were ineffective.... they went right through it's back. This was bad, but probably a good thing to know as this meant that the Being had yet assumed a physical form. The scene then crossfades as we see Angel, Lil'Red and F'ein run into the training room which had a CW wrestling ring in the center.... they slipped right underneath the ring. Angel covered Lil' Red's mouth and Lil' Red covered F'ein Dacor's hole to keep quite!!! Then, the Being bashes through the double doors to the training room, complete with the shimmering Absolute Undisputed Championship around its waist......

"COME OUT COME OUT... WHEREEVER YOU ARE.... MOMMY DEARIST.... I KNOW YOU ARE IN HERE. LET US MAKE THIS QUICK AND PAINFUL.

Then... a bolt of Wickedness struck the back of the Being... it was the only power that seemed to phase it.... but it was easily shrugged off as the Being turned around and ricocheted the Wickedness blast back at Red Spyder who then got hit and zapped.... falling straight to the ground with his hands and knees. Charon was seen running down the hall approaching the training room-- but this time she conjured Shadow hounds to follow right beside her.... The Being laughed and then with a flick of its transparent black misty wrist- Charon and the Hounds fell into the floor which transformed into a black mortar like quicksand..... Red Spyder by this time forces himself up, which slightly surprised the Being.... Red Spyder's monster beef suddenly whipped out from his pants and became more solid than steel- turning into a weapon!!! The Being raised its hand and smiled at Red Spyder....

"You know what I have and how deadly it is when I use it!!! the Monster Beef came out to play, "son" now who are you really!?!

The Being laughed, raised its head and its crimson haunting eyes looked right back at Red with purpose......

"IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW. YOU JUST HAD TO MINGLE WITH FORCES THAT WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE MINGLED WITH.....[Red was confused] HERE, LET THIS EXPLAIN!!!!"

The Being dug his black smoking hand right into the Absolute Belt! and at that moment Red's head spinned out of control and the entire room darkened until light slowly emerged in the distance and then came closer and closer and closer until we arrive back in the woods where Lil' Red was borned right out from Angel's body....
and the scene shows Red and Angel holding their child.... but the Being flicked its wrist again and Red sees the apparition of The Dark Sincentius behind Aeean.... a moment for which Red was unaware of because he was unconscious at the time. "Well played Aeean. Well played. But, now realize YOUR fear. You, and this world, are too late- Angel IS ALL MINEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I SHALL BE REBORNED STRONGER THAN EVER!! THE APOCALYPSE AWAITS ME!! THE LAST STROKE OF MIDNIGHT IS HERE!!! Aeean's jaw drops and he goes to attack The Dark Sincentius but that was when Red Spyder's monster beef wrapped around Aeean's ankle and tripped him to the ground... The apparition of Dark Sincentius laughs as he dematerializes into Angel's stomach which sends Angel into a compulsions! and INTO LABOR!! Red awakens to the sounds of Angel's screams and gets up to see Aeean on the ground and Angel lifted into the air by some strange supernatural force.... her legs suddenly SPLIT revealing the previous glory hole that Red has sought out for all of this time... gushing out of her hole was a river of vagina juices which smelt like rotten fish. It was calling for Red's monster beef and Red obliged as he went up between her legs readying to insert his love rod but at the very moment Red thrusts his rod down her awaiting love slit- OUT POPPED BLACK TENTACLES AND WRAPPED RED. Angel screamed and moaned and puffed for as the last stroke of midnight came- OUT POPPED SOMETHING RED COULD NOT BELIEVE.... A BABY!!!! A BABY!!!! The Being flicks its wrist once again and then we see moments before the birth inside of Angel's body. There were two children in her womb and as the contractions increased we see a faint light emerge from the darkness once more but the light is the soul of The Dark Sincentius!!! Sincentius nearly comes into contact with the babies but the eldest child.... the one presently to be called "Lil Red".... opens its eyes and in an instant Lil Red absorbed his twin whom also opened its eyes to experience the horror!!! By absorbing his twin, Lil Red was able to propel Dark Sincentius away... but at that very instant, Red thrusts his rod down Angel's love slit.... Lil Red looks back at the remains of his younger brother and reaches out to him-- but tentacles emerged from its little body out of fear and wrapped around his father's monster beef and slid right out of his mother's womb!!!! The present Red watching this was surprised but there was more..... the Being growls as the memory shows that The Dark Sincentius, in his last ounce of strength, merges into the dead remains of Lil' Red's younger brother..... the remains bubbled and boiled until it dripped out like acid out from Angel's shaft... From the outside, and by the time Aeean Hades was killed, Red and Angel with their new child in arm don't ever question the afterbirth that seemed to naturally emerge- blood mixed with her vaginal juices flowing freely. The afterbirth seeped into the soil of the forest for which a unnatural birth was to take place. The present Red watching, now about to vomit, sees the days turn into months turn into years turn into decades and centuries show a tree growing from that very spot. The tree was jet black, twisted in shape and produced only one gray fruit. "Okay this is still not answering my....." The Being "hushed" Red with its crooked finger and made Red watch the rest in this memory.... Deep into the future... the day of the true Apocalypse... the Final Gate was opened and the world plunged into a war against Hell's hordes and a combined force of Humans and Creatures of the Night whom have prepared for this day for many centuries. Then the scene crossfades showing The Guardian of the Apocalypse: Markus, with his General Lord Crimson. Markus is finally killed by the hands of Cadmus..... then, Lord Crimson is running for dear life in the same forest that Cadmus was born in--- and falls down in-front of the dark tree. The tree called for Crimson.... promising the power to avenge.... propelled Crimson to eat into the fruit and whom so would emerge from Crimson's body was Red's unborn child..... The being yearning to kill his family but his father was lost in time and could not be found..... and Angel and Cadmus escaped back into time in search of Red Spyder. Calling itself "Hra'gad"... the monster ravaged the Earth in search of his family- and even disrupted the war between good and evil fighting the balance of the Apocalypse- eventually, Hra'gad invaded Hell and then the Heavens searching for his family but both God and Satan came to a truce and agreed to send Hra'gad back into time so he could find his family, and in return, reset the Apocalypse for another 5,000 years. However, this was not to be true- God and Satan planned to imprison Hra'gad instead once Hra'gad surrender himself. A creature tribe called the Xanderaz was assigned to imprison Hra'gad into the Dreamscape for all time- but the Xanderaz tribe were secretly devoted to the darkness and viewed Hra'gad as their true God.... The Xanderaz broke from the plans, and instead, saved Hra'gad's spirit into the metal eventually used to create the 'Hand of God" and the final key to the Apocalypse. For a time the Xanderaz tribe sported the metal plates and fed from it's Unholy boon... they developed the Unholy City of Xanderaz and called themselves the Black Order.... eventually one of the plates was stolen and never recovered. Essentially, Mortismere was the key to it all just as Charon had figured out many years ago.... but not quite like this!!!

Red opened his eyes and saw that he was still standing in the training room.... and Hra'gad was standing in-front of him.

"Hokay.... that was fucking weird.... so that's how ALLLLL of this shit started? from a goddam fucking APPLE? and...hokay your son, Mortis, also gave birth to you like he gave birth to your mate, the Dark Bitch? DAM."
"ORIGINALLY. THIS WAS YOUR UNIVERSE'S VERSION OF MY BIRTH AND DEATH.... THERE ARE MANY OTHERS LIKE ME SCATTERED IN THE WEB OF LIFE... ALL WHOM NEVER GOT TO KILL YOU AND MY BROTHER. THINGS HAVE CHANGED....... SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THIS TIMELINE THAT HAS ALLOWED ME TO FINALLY FIND YOUUUUUU... ONCE THE CRYSTAL OF DARKNESS IS TAKEN... I WILL RELEASE MY SPIRIT FROM THIS TITLE BELT.... AND I SHALL FINALLY KILL THE ONE FAMILY I NEVER HAD........ FOR ABANDONING ME.... AND I WILL ABSORB. MY TWIN AND TAKE HIS PLACE."

Red has heard some fucked up shit before but this one took the cake!!!

Back into the Alternate Future...... Goldyke was right on their tale, farting people, cars, buildings and planes out of the sky..... but Diper and her Darkshit Wrastling Frauds showed up and blocked the road with their KoolAIDs!!!! Buff Fagwell didn't know what to do so he slams on the breaks and turns over to consult with the rest... but Botch was too busy peeing out of the window with his micropenis and Gunther was still signing autographs to a band of crabs who are outside of the van!!! Alexander was still shaking his head and irritated beyond belief... no way is he going to be stopped by a band of fucktards.... so he pulls Gunther by his wig back into the van and then shoves Fagwell out of the way and took reign of the wheel..... Alex hits the floor with the accelatator and started heading straight forward....
The barricade was strung together by precum oozing from Vi...Diper's hairy nipples, along with Cunter and Cunner flicking their cum-stained tongues at the base of Diper's nips for nectar as each morsel oozed! Well hell, Gidboots wanted some of that..... taking a bucket.... he places it right at the ground underneath Diper's crack, and while taking his hand- he scooped some of that nectar that was also oozing like playdough from her ass crack.... the globs of hairy shit was like gold to the band of fucking morons who'd wished to God they kissed Alex's ass instead of Candice Unfairbitch... maybe they would still be wrestling!..... yeah, wrestling under B4pro- and failing even there!
The scene then shows the van flying bye with Botch sprinkling his wiz in the air hitting the entourage of fucktards when the line broke as a legion of Darkshits hurdled around Diper's "nectar" like ants on a hill.... much of the wiz then landed in Diper's face!
Gidboots smelt the sweet stench of wiz and with a scoop full of Diper's hairy caca-shit he takes the Galactica Piece of Shit Universal Studios Hollywood Combat Undisputively a Hunk of Big Pile of Bullshit Championshit belt and smears Diper's hairy sticky shit on the belt like a dinner plate and goes over to lick the urine off of Diper's face. The sensation of suckling the urine off of Diper's wrinkly 9,000 year old face gave Gidboots a massive boner at the same time and The Dark Rectum, who was beating everyone at a game of who could slurp up the most nectar, got his eye poked out from Gidboot's quantum sized dick!!! This enraged the Dark Rectum and he prompty turned around to accept Gidboot's dick but as the Dark Rectum backed up to accept his master.... The Dark Enema magically appears from the Unholy Darkness... err Titty and demanded to bare Diper and Cunner's love child...... After 5 days of orgies out in the road, a black limo pulls up and shockingly exits out Reverend Jones!!! He must have survived the explosion!! but as he approached he saw a massive fuckpile of smoking shit that made up the entire Darkshit Wrastling Fraud gang. I mean. Dam. He got to see The Dark Rectum ramming his ass into the Dark Enema's micropenis with Gidboots beating off to his doodles of Diper screwing him with anything from title belt opportunities to just plan screwing him, yet again, while Specturd and Kane0000 are playing a board game of happy happy hippos while yanking on each other's tits..... Even the Reverend was applaud at the mountainous crapstain of life that befallen in-front of him and with that- he signals for his task force to dump gasoline on the pile of shit and a blowtorch was lit to ignite the sea of bullshit...... as everyone was screaming on fire, Diper was still bitching, like she always does, and failing miserably at that except it was giving Gidboots another hardon!!!! The hardon suddenly impaled Diper in her mouth but she bite down on it.... causing Gidboots to bleed out like sprinkler... it was glorious!!!!

Oh.. Opps... got carried away there!!! Meahwhile... Gunther, Botch, Alex and Fagwell were 3 hours away..... when Alex stops the vehicle and then sees in the distance an arena......

"I know how we can get back into our own time......" - said Alexander Arcane

Botch was too busy flexing his peeks around his bulding micropenis to care..... Fagwell unlatched from sucking Gunther's dick, wipes off the milk and then stares blankly at the mirror...

"Urgh... We're going to re-open that arena and we're gunna BRING BACK........ CREATUREMANIA!!!!!!! we will challenge Chane for the Universal... I mean, Absolute Undisputed Champion!!! With that belt I am sure we can go back to our own time....That's our ticket outta here."

Botch got up with his dick sprinkling more urine in the wind....

"HUH!?"

Hra'gad could only smile at his father's processing of everything he'd just seen and heard. It was a smile of satisfaction, of delight that he would finally be able to end the lives of the people he hated most. If what Red had just witnessed was true, and he had no reason to believe it wasn't, Aeean Hades wasn't so wrong in being pissed off at him. It went further than him fucking Angel though. That pathetic pussy The Dark Sincentius tricked him. He should have never trusted anything living in the Gate of Wickedness. Taking a step closer to Hra'gad, Red said, "Yours plans sound fun and all, but I have some bad news for you. You might have grown in a forest and were worshiped by some ancient tribe. I'm still your father though and you've been a bad boy. It's time for your punishment, son." Hra'gad only shook his head, even as the Monster Beef rose into the air between the father and son. It was ready to be wielded like a sword by its master and it was as solid as one too. In excitement of being used so viciously, a large drop of pre-cum formed on the tip, holding there for a few seconds before dripping down the side.

Meanwhile in the future... At the idea of Alex's idea to bring back CreatureMania, Botch said, "HUH? EVERY PORN KNOWS, WANKS TO KNOW..." Then nothing. Dealing with Botch, Gunther, Fagwell and then the Darkshit Wrassling Frauds was an exhausting job. Waiting for the rest of Botch's thought, Alex he leaned back in his seat and started to doze off. Nine hours later, Alex woke up to the feeling of his socks and shoes getting wet. The strong smell of piss followed and he quickly pinched his nose. Botch was still sitting in the back of the van, staring off into space, but his pissing hadn't stopped. He was flooding the van with his piss. Disgusted and wondering what the hell was wrong with Botch's bladder, Alex quickly climbed out of the van and started to shake what he could of the piss off of his shoes without touching them with his hands. Gunther and Fagwell were also in the back of the van, examining each others' genital warts. Upon seeing Alex climb out, they farted in each others' face before climbing out too. However, opening the back doors caused the pool of piss to pour to out, pouring the still confused Botch out of the van as well. Rolling on the ground for another nine hours, Botch could only say, "OWWWWWWWWW!" Gunther and Fagwell started tasting gum from the sidewalk to pass the time and Alex was considering joining them when Botch finally stood up. Scratching his pissy micro penis, Botch said, "AT CREATUREMINIS, I CHANGE STAPHANIE FOR THE TRANSSEXUAL TITLE."