PG-13 VS XXX Era, Act III: Branch 2
Finale match: DARKSPADE(c) VS Red Spyder VS Hra'gad
Original post: https://creaturewrestling.com/cwnet/forum/index.php?action=display&forumid=1&msgid=1827
Alexander, Gunther and Botch had an experience like no other.... they traveled nearly 20 years into the future which is ravaged by the ill effects of Chane and Staphanie McMahon. Not only that, but a demonic entity was even behind the McMahon siblings pulling the strings called Hra'gad.
Throughout the entire time that Alex, Gunther and Botch were in the alternate future they had to dodge encounter by encounter from the likes of Reverend Jones to clones of Chane and Staphanie.... eventually, everything climaxed at CreatureMania... or rather... Manias when Botch fought King Chane McMahon for the absolute title - but to really get back to the present... but at the end, our unfortunate heroes quite did not go to the present that they hoped for......
It was 'that night' which changed it all........ Sometime after the 13th and before the 14th year anniversary of CreatureWrestling.....
The next scene shows Alexander Arcane walking ominously down a creepy dark corridor, outside on the dark and gloomy streets of New York...
The camera view alternates from a back shot to a side shot of Alexander stopping at a door... with his breath dissipating in a gloom of vapor upon his gasp of night air.
Upon knocking trice three times- the door viewport to the door opens and two beady eyes are seen....
the viewport suddenly shuts close. Alexander coupled his hands, draped in black leather gloves, together and breathed hot air between them.... the door opened... and Alexander entered within.
Not too far away.... in another alleyway.... a cat is seen scavenging for food in a dumpster when all of a sudden above the dumpster a large glowing ball formed and then as it dissipated three forms fall from it and into the dumpster!!!!
The cat swiftly runs for its life.... but within the dumpster was Alexander, Gunther and Botch!!!! Alex was gagging for air and leaps out of the dumpster followed by Gunther but Botch was still in the dumpster sleeping reciting complex mathematics and even arrived to the universal formula which could bridge the gap to the quantum world.... several hours later..... after repetitive attempts slapping the side of the dumpster with a stick.... Botch wakes up and stumbles out of the dumpster but he had a dick dog stuck in his crusty garbage smelling ass....
Botch sniffs like a cat himself and then digs in deep to pull the dick dog out from his asscrack, in horror, Alexander was forced to listen to Gunther sing AND WATCH Botch scarf down on that dick dog leaving black putrid corn sprouting up into the air and landed on Alexander's face!!!!
"ENOUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" Dammit ENOUGH!!!"
Alexander swat the dick dog away from Botch's mouth sending it flying.... Botch was just staring at Alex for hours while the black puss of corn still stayed on his face- until Alexander looked around curiously....
"Hey.... I know this place... and no smells of yeast infection or crabs we must have done it.... we're BACK!! FUCK I AM FREEE...... Hmmm..."
Gunther was already preparing for his next song when Botch smelled something - oh those were his farts!!! Alexander gagged and then stepped out of the alley to see that they were close to where Aeean Hades meet him so very long ago....
"Hmmm... There's something not right about all of this... this is TOO familiar.... oh my gawd.... did we go TOOO FAR??!!"
When Alex turns around - Botch and Gunther had already scampered off....... Alexander slaps himself but then has a hunch and decides to investigate the building where Aeean Hades created the Absolute Undisputed Title
Alex couldn't see too much into the room- but it was oddly familiar.... just as some movement was happening in the room, Botch felt something squirming in between his butt checks, it was stale shit, and in need of digging in deep to remove the shit that got stuck inside of his ass to remedy the blistering rash feeling!!! Suddenly, Botch flexed his peaks and could not hold onto Alex much longer! Botch bent down to dig deep into his ass which left Alex dangling on the window sill. Alex was holding on for dear life for awhile until he manages to pull himself up on to the window sill.... Alex turned around slightly to see Botch bent over with Gunther digging all of the treasures that were lodged in Botch's ass... there was something stuck up there holding all of the shit in place but what?
Before Alex could scream out to the idiots down below.... Voices are heard louder than ever... Alexander places his ear on the window to listen in....
One of the figures which emerged was the past Alexander... he walks into a room where a circular stone table existed.... and across the table were unusual etchings written in an ancient language... but more surprisingly... in the center of the stone tablet was the Creature Wrestling Undisputed title and the broken remains of a dark title- where- the only clue of it's purpose lie in the scattering letters.... U N D E R W O R L D.
The man who allowed Alexander to enter within promptly asks for Alexander to take a seat... which Alex did... and the man then removes it's cowl from his face. However. The view only showed what was behind of this man... we do not and can not know he's identity.
???: I have assembled the pieces. They were not easy to do... but they are here. And as you can see, I have obtained your shipment. Are you ready for the evoking of the darkness? It shall forever and now bound the Creature of the Night championship held by it's legends alllll the way down to the original Creature of the Night Champion, Darkhag. The title that will be forged from the fiery inferno of hell and cooled by the soothing light of the heavens WILL have no equal. It will be the Absolute Undisputed Championship.
Alexander Arcane: I wish it to be so.
The view only shows the mouth of the man... and he produces a creepy smile. ???: Very good. There was a time long ago that this title was evoked. It was named the hand of God... specter of the Apocalypse.
By this time on the outside, Gunther had his right entire arm buried deeeeeeeeeppp inside of Botch's colon... "Mr. Senorita Botch... I can feel your tra la la... your ding a ling dong!!!!" said with glee... suddenly, Botch SCREAMS OUT LOUD "HUH?!!?!" sending off a wild roar of pain as Gunther grabs a hold of something stuck up there deep....
The noise can be heard even on the inside!!!!
Alex shockingly looked upward at the man and back at the title...
Alexander Arcane: That. That sounds oddly familiar, father. How do you know so much about these two title belts... what did Darkhag actually have? [Alex also hears the noise from outside] HEY! Did you hear that.... sounded like it came from the outside!!!
???: Hur..... I THOUGHT You said you were here a lone?!
Alex shockingly looked upward at the man and back at the title
Alexander Arcane: You know that I am not that dumb... But we need to check. it could be spies from the Technocracy.... they may know of my plot to end CreatureKind and not by the Hand of God.... Wait here, Aeean, before we conduct the ceremony.
Aeean lowers his hands over the titles..... the glyphs dim from almost glowing and radiating...
???: Anatrac... doename... Mourah Seema.... I see. I shall wait, but not too much longer.....
The scene then shifts back to Gunther who dislodges a big gigantic blob of massive slimy smelly green shit with some dick dogs stuck into it..... Botch turns around, relieved of the shit, then after licking off the shit off of Gunther's arms exposes his Soon-to-be Championship paper plate title..... but by this time the past Alexander exits out from the door of the warehouse looking around.... the present Alexander on the window sill softly whistles for the too buffoons to hide before they are discovered!!!! The craziness made Alex spinning out of control and then he accidentally falls through the window and into the building alarming Aeean Hades to his presence.... though, he was unaware that THIS Alex was the one from the present.....
"That was quick," Aeean said, looking at Alex curiously. "Everything okay then?"
Back pressed against the window, Alex quickly nodded. "Everything's fine. No one's there. Must have just been a stray cat." He added a broad smile, hoping it be enough to convince Aeean.
After a moment of consideration, Aeean nodded. "Okay then. Back to business..."
Outside, the Alexander Arcane of the... past? Present? The Alexander Arcane who hadn't just time traveled was making his way around to the alleyway. He could hear grunting and reached into his jacket where a gun was concealed. He didn't expect he'd end up feeling like using the gun on himself after what he was about to discover.
In the middle of the alley, one man was anally fisting another. The man who was being fisted let out a loud moan, shooting a long squirt of what was either cum or piss.
Alex immediately recoiled and shouted, "Get the fuck out of here! Go do that at the homeless shelter! You're part of why this city's becoming such a dump!"
Startled, the man being fisted let out a loud fart around the arm of the man fisting him. Still attached, they ran, right at Alex. He couldn't get a good look at them due to the darkness of the alley, but he could see that the man being fisted was pissing, not cumming. Piss was flying everywhere as they ran and Alex tried to get away while shielding his face.
Right before they collided with Alex, Gunther grabbed Botch's micro penis ("HUH?") to bring him to a stop. Gunther realized it was his boss. No reason to run. Removing his fist from Botch's ass with a wet plop, he said, "Happy to see you, senorita! We thought you were the police! Mmm, I bet this big boy would like to see the police right now. Imagine what we could do to that ass with a nightstick! Oh my ding ding dong!"
Disgust and confusion were the main two things going through past/present/non-time traveling Alex's mind at that moment.
Inside the warehouse, Aeean heard the commotion and turned his attention away from the titles again to say, "What was that?! You said no one was out there!"
The present/time traveling Alex in the warehouse suddenly took the Creature Wrestling Undisputed title off of the table which made Aeean Hades turn away from finding out what the commotion was all about--
"Why... why did you remove the Championship belt from the table?"
**Alexander gazes at the belt**
"Oh? why? Um. I wanted to look at its fine craftsmanship one last time before it gets merged with Mortismere's Underworld belt... That's all..... [turns the belt sideways and then straight horizontal] YEP that's a belt alright... a fine belt indeed...."
**Aeean Hades tilts his head almost hitting his horns against the door's archway.... and then stomps over to the table with Alexander....
"You're acting strangely.... are you alright?"
**Suddenly a stench unlike anything you could ever imagine fills the room.... Aeean and Alexander quickly cover their noses and back away from an open window to the alley outside!
"UMPH!!!! WH..WHA...WHAT IS THAT SMELL!?"
**Alex tries to hold his nose and answers....
"S M E L L?.... UMPH what... what SMELL?"
Outside, Botch had his cooking apron on and he was cooking dick dogs over a garbage can lit on fire.... And Gunther, he was 'serenading" the past/present/non-time traveling Alex with another solo album.....
"WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN OVER YOU TWO IDIOTS AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE!!!? HOW YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS PLACE?!"
("HUH?!) Taking his two steroid up arms, Botch tears another hole in his ass as he spreads his ass cheeks.... the already stink coming from the garbage can AND dick dogs AND wet stinky ass farts mixed together to form a green gas that just lifted up into the air and went into everything from the dick dogs, turning them a pale gray, to entering into the warehouse....
While in the warehouse..... the smell suddenly set off the smoke alarm and the sprinklers above turn on spraying water all over the place..... Alexander swiftly takes the other Underworld title belt off of the table and was about to leave with the two belts when Aeean places his right hand on Alex's left shoulder and turns him around to face Aeean....
"What is the meaning of this.... Alex?"
"Um... um... um..." was the best time traveling Alex could come up with.
Aeean Hades wasn't impressed and grabbed Alex by his shirt. "You're playing games here, Alex, and I don't like them! Now tell me what the hell is going on!" For good measure, he also began to shake Alex.
Afraid that the situation was about to escalate, possibly resulting in Aeean doing something to harm Alex, he thought quickly. He needed Aeean to calm down. "YOUR place is the one filling with sewer gas! If you want to stay here, that's fine! But I'm not enduring this for another second!" He placed a hand over his mouth and nose. He actually was grossed out, feeling nauseous from the smell of the gas.
Sniffing at the rotten air, which was slowly starting to turn green as the gas seeped into the warehouse, Aeean hesitantly released Alex. "Okay. But don't leave. I'm going to shut off the sprinkler system before anything is ruined in here. Then I'LL find out what the problem is!" Grumbling under his breath, Aeean stomped off to find the sprinkler system's shut off valve. Along the way, he stopped at the front door, which was partially open, and slammed it shut before locking it.
As soon as Aeean was out of sight, Alex ran for the same door. It was his best opportunity to escape with the Underworld title belts. Except he couldn't figure out how to unlock the door.
Outside, non-time traveling Alex was about to faint from the fumes leaking from Botch's toxic anus. Botch ignored Alex's suffering and picked up two of the gray dick dogs, deep throating them before eating them whole.
Behind Botch, Gunther wasn't as immune to the smell, coughing and gagging along with Alex. "Senorita! I think we need to take you inside so you can wipe your ass!"
Non-time traveling Alex had no clue what was going on anymore, overcome by the fumes. He stumbled away to escape the green gas, but it was everywhere. He collapsed to his hands and knees in the middle of the street, retching.
With his mullet wig over his nose and mouth, replacing the smell of Botch's gas with the smell of hairspray and cheap perfume, Gunther led Botch, still farting, to the warehouse's front door. Knocking, he said, "Hello? Please let us in! We have a smelly emergency out here! Oh tra la blah!"
Still trying to unlock the door from inside, time traveling Alex froze and his eyes widened at the sound of the knock and Gunther's voice. What the hell were they doing? In that same moment, the sprinklers were reduced to drips and somewhere deep inside the warehouse, Alex heard Aeean yelling about interruptions.
Aeean Hades' shadow could be seen walking back in the time-traveling Alex's general direction.... Alex had to do something REAL fast in order to prevent Aeean Hades' from knowing the truth and confiscate the title belts.... then, that's when Gunther from the other side of the door decided to perform "No Pantalones".... why the hell not?!
The time-traveling Alex ::shrugged:: placed the two titles out of view but close to the door, and quickly pulled out his cellphone and navigated to the CreatureWrestling CWNET App, then scrolled to Gunther's wrestling profile page, turned off the volume, and then acted out dancing in the room as Aeean Hades entered the room confused as heck seeing Alex now doing the ding dong while spinning around thrusting his fist to his chest... Aeean Hades tried to gaze back at the altar but then all of a sudden Alex grabs Hades by the hand and forced him to dance.... while they were dancing Aeean Hades stared at Alex like he was insane saying, "Umm... what the hell has gotten OVER YOU!! [Alex did a ding dong as a reply]..... UMMMM.... that music sounds very oddly coming from the door...."
Alex turned a beet red and lied by saying, "OH its a new feature on my iPhone... its music relocating from over at the door because its where the sprinklers weren't hitting and we get the LOUDEST BEST VOLUME DON'T YOU AGREE?!" Hades seemed to go along with the excuse but he really needed to go back to merging the title belts.......
Meanwhile..... on the outside of the building..... as Gunther was singing "No Pantalones" with no pants on....
Botch, with the Soon-to-Be-Championship belt stained with ketchup and shit, starts peeing on the non-time traveling Alex for no good reason... in fact, it was the WORST reason as the non-time traveling Alex, whom was now licking the urine like a dog, wakes up quickly from the peeing but suddenly Gunther bends down to do the macarena for some odd reason and FARTS in the non-time traveling Alex's face sending the man passing out again....
With another large, loud, sticky, oozing FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTT did Botch see a cat run down the alleyway.... thinking it was supper.... Botch got on all fives and ran after the animal while slamming into trash cans causing more noise outside.... then, Botch stops to see a dick dog being devoured by some dogs.... BOTCH WANTED THAT DICK DOG and so he rises up, and like a transformer, he pulls out his mircopenis and sprayed his urine on the dogs sending them yelping away.... after sticking the piss and rabies covered partially devoured dick dong in his mouth, making sure to deep throat it before letting it slide slowwwwwwwllly down his throat- Botch sees that another back door that was partially ajar with a chains across the handle to the side of the building.... it must have been missed.... and so, with a loud "HUH?! Botch farted the chain off and entered through the back door to enter inside of the building.....
Believing he found a restroom, Botch entered what was actually Aeean Hade's bedroom and proceeded to piss and shit all over his mattress. Several loud farts followed each turd, causing Aeean's bedroom to smell as awful as it did outside the warehouse.
With the piss and shit oozing off the sides of the bed as well as down his legs despite having wiped with the Soon-To-Be Championship, Botch waddled back out of the bedroom to find Gunther plucking gray pubes from his ding dong, dropping them all over the floor.
"HUH? DORITOS EVERY BOOBY SEE, WANK TO SEE, WHAT I ATE?"
Gunther took one whiff of the stench coming from Aeean's bedroom and threw up into Botch's beard. Botch thought it was cream of dick dog soup and cupped his hands to collect it.
Still near the front door, though no longer dancing, Aeean overheard the HUH? and said, "Now what's going on?!" He was growing more suspicious of time-traveling Alex by the second.
Alex heard the HUH? as well and knew what must be done. "I said, HUH? Sorry... sometimes I'm a little hard of hearing!"
"That's no surprise with your awful tastes in music..." Aeean grumbled, leading the way back to the title belts, only to stop when Botch let out another HUH? from wherever he was now in the warehouse. "That wasn't you!"
"HUH? Yes it was!" Alex quickly answered with a smile.
"No, it wasn't! That sounded nothing like you!"
"HUH? I'm telling you, it was me!"
"I don't believe you!"
"HUH?"
"I said, I don't believe you!"
"HUH?"
"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!"
"HUH?"
"Stop that!"
"HUH?
"I said, STOP THAT!"
"HUH?"
"STOP, DAMN YOU! IT'S SO ANNOYING! STOP! STOP! STOP!"
Alex almost said HUH? again out of instinct. It was kind of fun to say when you really got into it.
"I've about had enough, Alex! I knew you could be a pain in the ass, but this is new low even for you!" Aeean rubbed his head, feeling the beginnings of a migraine.
Realizing that Aeean wasn't feeling well, Alex said, "I'm sorry, really. Sometimes I just can't control myself. Why don't you take a break. Maybe... go lay down for a little while? We can finish our business later. I'll wait around..."
Aeean scratched his horns and shook his head at Alexander... he actually did felt he needed to take a break from all of this and proceeded into the direction of his bedroom... in the meantime, Alexander could see at the far end of his sight two shadows rolling around in the adjacent room on the ground.... Alexander had a feeling what this was- and so he enters into the room to see Gunther and Botch 69ing each other for a dick dog that had rolled on the ground..... Alexander was FURIOUS!!!
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!!!"
No answer... and Botch for some reason was peeing out of control... he got up, still pissing like a sprinkler, and flung his hands up into the air looking in the wrong direction "HUH!?" then, Gunther felt the vibes and bopped his head back and forth readying for a ding dong sing a long....
Meanwhile,
Aeean Hades enters into his bedroom... there was something odd in the air that he couldn't quite place his fingers on.... and then with a jump he leaped on his bed.... almost immediately the bed turn into a raft in a sea of acid stinky fart piss!!!!!!! Aeean was gasping for air when the non-time-traveling Alex suddenly bursts through the room and is surprised to also see Aeean in his room and not in the meditation room...
**While drowning in saturated stinging piss**
"DO YOU THINK THAT THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!! HAVING ME COME IN HERE TO *gasp* SINK IN THIS SEA OF PISS!!!?"
The non-time-traveling Alex quickly high-tails out of there as Aeean was trying to escape the sea of piss bed....
At that time in the other room....
Botch finally turns around and around and around and around for the next 5 hours until he stumbles forward, still pissing and farting and vomitting while Gunther was singing... the time traveling Alex screams for Botch to stop but it was too late as Botch micropenis squirted out a waterfall of piss into the cauldron.... thinking this was soup.... Botch took his Soon-to-Be-Championship and dipped the championship into the cauldron but as he took his hand out.... the belt had vanished it was STUCK in the pot!!!
That was when it happened.... the pot boiled and rumbled.... Aeean by this time finally paddles out of the river of piss bed and hears the commotion... the time traveling Alex swiftly realizing what just happened caused him to then rip off Gunther's mullet and sprinkled some of Botch's piss on top of it... the three began to turn translucent and just as Aeean enters the room, seeing almost ghosts of Alex, Botch and Gunther.... did the cauldron explode revealing the new Absolute Undisputed Championship belt popping out from the pot!
Aeean shakes his head but so glad this was all over with.... and so he picked up the new belt and at the same time the non-time traveling Alex came back from all of the commotion....
"Errr... I am not sure what just happened BUT! behold..... THE ABSOLUTE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!"
Alexander smiled and noticed that the belt smelt like piss and shit.