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PG-13 VS XXX Era, Main Acts: Page 6

The following week on CW MAD......

Like on all CW MADs we begin with a triumphant entrance.... and then segway into a shot with the thousands upon thousands in attendance..... But suddenly the megafans go wild as the tron lights up with Chane's entrance!

Micheal Cole: Well this is a surprise.... Chane McMahon, our Supreme Director of CreatureWrestling is out here without his sister Staphanie McMahon! JBL: Why is that such a surprise? What? They can't handle this business on their own?? Yes they are inseparable but they each hold key positions in this company which they EARNED! Chane was smiling on his way to the ring and then he entered it.... with the CW MAD mic in his hand he gazes upward at the CW logo and then back at the cheering fans..... Chane McMahon: Now listen up. I want to say that to whoever thinks me and Staphanie aren't BEST for business to refresh your mind to a couple of months ago at CreatureMania 13. WHEN WE EMERGED AS THE SUPREMACY.... YOU GOT THE GREATEST CREATUREMANIA EVERRRRRRR!! Yes that's right. You know me and my sister are like two peas in a pod, two interchangeable souls, two heart throbbing, sweaty, oiled up naked bodies pressed firmly against each other under the blankets when it's cold--- we are THAT close folks... and it's because of OUR values why WE ARE BEST FOR BUSINESS!!!.... Sadly. It seems that not everyone sees it that way.... [pauses] I am here to announce that YOUR CEO and Promoter of CreatureWrestling wishes to split me and my sister up.... yes that's right. I am to become the brand director for ECF... and my sister takes over the entire CWE brand. Which means.....This is the last CW MAD you will see..... this show comes back, however, as CWE is MAD......

The fans were both shocked and thrilled like never before after hearing that CWE and ECF are coming back!!!!

Chane McMahon: I am not entirely sure what Alex's true motives are for spilling up the Supremacy... maybe he felt threatened of losing what little power he had left over CreatureWrestling-- but let me say that no matter what you do to us..... THE LOVE I HAVE IN MY SISTER WILL ALWAYS.... ALWAYS..... ALWAYS BE BEST FOR BUSINESS!!! YOU CANNOT SPLIT US UP ALEX!!!! NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!

As we all awaited for Staphanie to show up.... we were all surprised to hear Shi Dorsujun Ku's entrance suddenly play across the airways..... Shi's entrance began as Japanese show girls danced out while throwing lotus pedals into the air to lead the way for their epic champion...... and then to emerge first was Shokuo and around his right shoulder was Shi's coveted one-half Dual Core championship belt...... Shokuo smiled wide and taunted all of the stupid Americans cheering and booing.... And then, Shi Dorsujun Ku himself emerged from the curtains.... he was sporting his samurai gear as usual. As the camera man focused upon Shi Dorsujun Ku entering into the ring... Chane on the other hand showed only a blank stare. Finally. Shokuo obtains a new mic and begins his barking.......

--- Shokuo --- Eeny meeny miny moe catch a Red Spyder by it's TOE!.........YOU KNOW WHAT... YOU SILLY, STINKY, NASTY AMERICANS!!! YOU LIKE THIS SICK FILTH?? WELL IT IS NO WONDER THAT YOUR COUNTRY SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKS!!!! NOW BEFORE YOUR EYES IS THE DEVASTATOR FROM HEAVEN.... A TRUE CHAMPION...... HE HOLDS ONE OF THE DUAL CORE BELTS..... SHI DORSUJUN KU!! LISTEN TO HIS HEAVENLY WORDS....

As always, the fans were not pleased and answered with boos....

--- SHI DORSUJUN KU --- いいえ私の知恵で飾られていると独創的なこのよう機会を他にどこがある。私は、天からデバステーター需要のために赤いスパイダーが私に彼のベルトをリリースするだけではなく私はもっとも価値ある. このベルトの整合性を保護するため、!
--- Shokuo --- HE SAYS.... RED SPYDER DROP YOUR BELT TO THE GREAT DEVASTATOR FROM HEAVEN.....BECAUSE YOU SUCK!
The next person to appear wasn't Staphanie either. It was the other half of the Dual Core Champions, Red Spyder. With his belt slung carelessly over one shoulder, he headed for the ring and climbed in over the top rope. Removing a CW-branded microphone, he said, "You aren't getting a fucking thing from me, Shi. You understand that I bet! So hear this too: I think you should give YOUR title to ME!" Chane rolled his eyes at the non-sense coming from the Dual Core Champions, not that either of them noticed, far too focused on each other to even remember that the ECF brand director was present. "You might have forgotten, Shi, but I won our match at CreatureMania 13, NOT you!" Red continued, poking Shi Dorsujun Ku in the chest, irritating both he and Shokuo. "You were eliminated before the match was finished! And I was in a good mood that night and decided to let you have the other belt, but now? I've changed my mind, because I'd rather have butt sex with Goldyke than think of you as my partner due to us holding these belts!" Everyone in the packed arena gagged at the thought of Red with Goldyke. Even Red seemed to gag slightly. "So you can either relinquish your belt to me, right here and right now, or I can give you the ass kicking you're asking for and leave you a crippled mess while I still walk away with both Dual Core titles!" Red finished, crossing his arms, still holding the mic. Before Shi or Shokuo could respond to the sucky American, another entrance theme hit...
Staphanie McMahon stumbled out in her whole heels, almost falling on her face on the stage. Saving herself, she instead raised her cum-splattered Women's Championship into the air despite the crowd's booing, her globdrillionaire puppies threatening to rip free from her several sizes too small dress. Chane moved to the side of the ring closest to entrance to greet his sister. Even Red Spyder, Shi Dorsujun Ku, and Shokuo broke their confrontation for a moment to stare at her. At least for Red, it wasn't to greet Staph, as disgusted as the audience was by her mere appearance. Even a man who enjoys STD-ridden prostitutes has his standards. Leaving a trail of slippery vagina slime behind her, Staph walked down to the ring and climbed, Chane holding the ropes open for her. He greeted her with an open-mouth kiss, though she didn't seem nearly as into the kiss as her brother was. "First of all... Shi, Red?" she said, both men looking at her. "No one CARES! I don't CARE! Chane doesn't CARE! No one in this crowd CARES! Because the return of CW's separate brands is far bigger than what EITHER OF YOU CAN DO FOR CW!" Staph's anger caused a couple startled crabs to fall loose. She was gripping her own mic tightly, all her hand jobs over the years giving her strong hands. Turning away from the Dual Core Champions, she instead faced Chane, smiling thinly before she said, "Chane, dear brother, you know I love you, right? How could I not? You gave me a position of power and gave me this beautiful title. And it pains me that Alexander Arcane has separated us like this. But I hope you know that when it comes down to us competing against each other as CWE and ECF... I will do EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO BEAT YOU OFF! CWE will be home of the BEST CW HAS TO OFFER!"
Shi Dorsujun Ku instead changed the focus back on the Dual Core belts..... and himself.... by commanding Shoku to interrupt Staphanie and Chane and begin to speak on Shi Dorsujun Ku's behalf to Red Spyder!!!!!
--- Shokuo --- REEDDDDDDDDDDD...... REDDD...... YOU STUPID!!!!!! HEY STUPIDDDDD!!!!!!.............. YOU STUPIDDDDD!!!!!!!! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT SHI WANTS SHI GETS!!! SO... FORK THAT TITLE OVER!!!!!

Red was about to say something when all of a sudden, Chane McMahon takes his own mic and turns to face his sister....

Chane McMahon: STAPH I ACCEPT YOUR BEATOFF!!!! IN FACT... LET'S HAVE THESE TWO BEATOFF FOR THE DUAL CORE BELTS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! WHAT DO YOUS SAY TO THAT!!!

Staph's eyes balloon up!!!

"I think that's a brilliant idea, Chane!" Staphanie said, her globdrillionaire puppies jiggling like crazy in her excitement. "See, Alex? I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING! Forcing Chane and I to head up separate brands hasn't stopped us at all! I'll accept your apology AFTER CWE WINS! All thanks to my brilliant ideas such as Shi Dorsujun Ku vs. Red Spyder, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT! They will beat-off on my face and WE'LL SEE JUST WHO DESERVES TO HOLD MY DUAL CORE TITTIES!" Red nor Shi were paying any attention to Staph's nuttiness. Instead, they were staring each other in the eye, interrupted only when Shokuo said, "WHAT DO YOU SAY, REDDDDDDDDD? YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDD, STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AMERICAN! EITHER GIVE SHI WHAT HE DEMANDS OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR STUPIDDDDDDDDDITY!" "Oh I'll fight you," Red said, stepping up close to Shi. "When I'm done kicking your ass all over this ring tonight, you'll regret ever agreeing to team up with me at CreatureMania! And I'll be known as the one and ONLY Dual Core Champion of CW!"

Chane was too fixated on staring at his sister's tits to know what was going on!! He finally wakes himself from his trance and rips off his dress shirt- promptly making Staph ooze a sap goo of crabs onto the canvas- but underneath his dress shirt was a ref shirt!!!

IMMEDIATELY, and illegally, Shi clocks Red over the head with his dual core belt BEFORE Chane goes to ring for the start of the match.... Then Shi runs over to the top rope and drops a Tsunami Splash across his partner with a pin attempt..... Chane swiftly skids across the floor but suddenly trips on the ooze left over by his sister's crabs and instead lands FACE FIRST into Staphanie's puppies as she was still in the ring.... her puppies, acting like an air bag in a car... helped cushion Chane in her bosom but we all then watched awe as Chane was now sucking on her exposed nips for momma's milk!!!!!
Distracted by Chane's desperate sucking at her stiff nipples, Staphanie temporarily forgot all about out-performing ECF. Instead, she became focused on performing with Chane, pulling her top down further to make his feeding easier, exposing her jiggly stomach and sides to the unprepared world. "Oh, Chane!" Staph moaned, her sour milk shooting into his mouth like a geyser. "OH, CHANE! Keep sucking, Daddy! SUCK ME DRY!" Behind them, Shi Dorsujun Ku was dominating Red Spyder, cracking his head open on the turnbuckle post as the result of a Heaven's Uproar. He pinned Red again, yet Chane was still sucking away on his sister's udders as more slimy crabs leaked from her crusty vagina. "HEY, DDDDDDDDDUMMIES!" Shokuo shouted, approaching the incestuous scene. "HEY, PAY ATTENTION TO THE MATCH, STUPIDDDDDDDDD! COUNT YOU NASTY, STUPIDDDDDDDDD AMERICAN!" Now gargling some of Staph's milk, Chane showed no sign of returning to perform his duties as referee. Shi climbed off of Red to join Shokuo, who continued to yell. Shi started to reach for both Chane and Staphanie to separate them when a drop of her milk landed on his hand, burning his skin with its acidity. Yelling in Japanese as Shokuo continued in English, they almost forgot all about the Guardian of Wickedness. Red rose to his feet and wiped away the blood seeping out from under his black hair. Shaking his head at the sucking and yelling occurring on the other side of the ring, he charged right at the other four. Shoving into Shi, he caused Chane and Staph, still attached by his mouth and her nipples, along with Shokuo to tumble over the top rope to the outside. With them out of the way, Red grabbed Shi from behind before he could turn around and planted him into the mat with a pumphandle drop, also going for a pin attempt, as pointless as it was.

Red had Shi pinned for an obvious 3 count, if not more-- the Guardian of Wickedness rose himself off of Shi and applied a sleeper hold around his opponent's neck after realizing the obvious. While on the outside, Chane was practically surgically attached to his sister's nips still suckling for some fine premium milkshakes which can bring ALL the boys to her crab shack. However instead of any boys- Shokuo rolled over on top of Staph's crotch and smelt an aroma of dead fish eggs smothered in rotten eel sauce. Red Spyder is irritated in the ring and knows that he has Shi won... Red even released the sleeper and decides to take matters into his own hands and skid out of the ring to pry Chane's mouth off of his warm pacifier and SHOVED the acting ref into the ring to finish this!!! Chane looked like he was drunk on his sister's milk and slowly goes for the pin as Red Spyder went over and hooked Shi Dorsujun Ku's right leg.....

1 2 KICK OUT!!!

Barely at the last moment did Shi kick out causing the Guardian of Wickedness to punch the canvas floor leaving behind an indent..... but before Red could follow up-- Staphanie's crabs lifted her up from the ground and helped her into the ring where she immediately pulled a mic out of her puppies.......

Staphanie McMahon: YOU KNOW WHAT RED.... because of that..... Then Chane takes the mic from her.... Chane McMahon: ..... THIS BEATOFF MATCH IS NOW A PG13 FRIENDLY PREMIUM JUICES MATCH!

Not only was Red confused but so was Shi and the entire CW MegaVerse.....

And then suddenly, everyone is interrupted by an unexpected and rare appearance by......

The iconic Promoter of CreatureWrestling emerges from the backstage... he just shook his head and looked to have formed a massive migraine as he placed his palm to his face. Alexander did not waste his time to walk to the ring but rather he revealed his platinum CW Microphone to address everyone watching on in anticipation....

Alexander Arcane: This has gotten way out of hand, to say the least. I am stopping this failure of a match. Since you two baboons are wasting valuable air time switching to outrageous match stipulations..... I am taking it upon myself to announce the first series of brand picks which you idiots ending up failing at doing tonight..... picks which will certainly put a damper to your flop of a match going on in that right now. For the CWE brand, Miss Staphanie McMahon.......

Staphanie glazed over her shoulder at Alexander....

"YES... YES THAT'S ME!! ALEX I CAN EXPLAIN... THIS MATCH WAS GOING SO WELL UNTIL MY BROTHER, WHOM I LOVE WITH ALLLLLL OF MY PUSSY JUICES, CHAN...." Alexander Arcane: ..... STOP!! just..... STOP. I have two MegaStars under each of your brands here tonight for a total of 4 Megastars..... For CWE, please welcome.... 1/2 of the Dual Core Champions.... Red Spyder!!!! [a hush came across the entire building... also causing Staph to poop out more crabs]... And for the ECF, please welcome Shi Dorsujun Ku!

Once Alexander proclaimed the first two brand picks..... not only were Staph and Chane in initial shock but so certainly were Red Spyder and his dual core partner, now assigned to a different brand, Shi!!!

Alexander Arcane: Oh it gets better..... Deadblood and Sheri.... you two have been inseparable- not anymore- Deadblood your with Chane and Sheri..... your Director is the current Women's champion.... Staphanie McMahon!!! GOOD LUCK TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU!

The bombshell that was just dropped after the first series of brand announcements sent an aftershock of confusion and excitement for some.... What implications will come of this!!!

Red Spyder was the first to react to the news, laughing so hard he had to lean against the turnbuckle to keep himself upright. Everyone in the ring looked at him, including his Dual Core partner, Shi Dorsujun Ku.
"This is perfect." Red said when he finally stopped laughing. "Seriously, thank you, Alex. Thank you for ensuring that I'll never again have to deal with worst tag team I've ever been a part of!" "YOU THINK WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU, STUPIDDDDDDDDD AMERICAN?" Shokuo asked, pointing a crooked finger at Red. "YOU'RE A DISRESPECTFUL ASSHOLLLLLLLLLE!" "Good luck, Chane," Red continued, ignoring Shokuo and looking at the brother and sister brand directors. "Staphanie disgusts me, but I'd rather deal with her and her crabs than those two jerk offs!" Chucking his mic at Staph, who caught it between her globdrillionaire puppies, the Guardian of Wickedness started to exit the ring when...
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